"Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he lost his kingdom and grew a beard, he could brood like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Erebor with the man your man could brood like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an Arkenstone to prove my right to rule is divine. Look again, the Arkenstone is now a Silmaril. Anything is possible when your man is majestic and not like Kili. I’m on a horse."
My humble contribution to the wonderful ridiculousness that is the Majestic Thorin meme. He strikes me as an Old Spice kinda guy.